Hello all! Thank you for being patient with me lately as the winter has stood in the way of my posting to this blog! The blog has been getting quite a bit of action lately, so thank you to all who are spreading the word. This week, I'd like to bring you something truly disgusting- and I hope you'll enjoy it!
Last season we put on a production called "The Government Inspector." It's a pseudo-period piece that takes place in Czarist Russia. We find our protagonist at the inn. He has spent all of his money, and is begging the innkeepers wife to allow him to charge one more meal to his account. She offers him a variety of dreadful things (including cabbage pie and 'something brown made of cabbage' ) from which he chooses a bowl of soup. Only the bowl of cabbage soup (with chicken feathers) is eaten on stage, but the rest of the menu is pulled out for display.
The soup was a bowl of chicken broth containing a preset feather, but the cabbage pie and something brown were up to me.
For the cabbage pie, I started with some hot pour vinyl that I found in our kitchen. Our previous craftsperson had made up a batch of the vinyl with sawdust mixed into it, and I liked the texture. I re-melted the vinyl and poured it out onto a cookie sheet. Once it was cool, I used scissors to cut it into thin strips, like sauerkraut. I made the crust from Great Stuff. I like to use it as pastry sometimes because it has interesting texture, and is strong and lightweight. I made a blob of it on a sheet of plastic, and cut it to shape when it was dry. Before painting it, I gave it a coat of white glue so that the paint would stick
As you can see from the photo, the pie is sewn together. I still have not found an adhesive that works with hot pour vinyl, especially when it is in such small pieces The stitches were not apparent onstage, and allowed the towering pie slice a bit of wiggle.
The 'something brown' was made with hot pour vinyl also, but I wanted it to have a different base. Under this pile of vinyl sauerkraut and sauce, there are several patties made from baked salt dough and spray painted with Glossy Wood Tone. The result is a delightful "ewww" from most people who see it. The hot pour vinyl really gives it the oily sheen that terribly greasy food needs, and the different tones and textures seem to remind people of the worst casserole of their lives. Mission accomplished!
Last season we put on a production called "The Government Inspector." It's a pseudo-period piece that takes place in Czarist Russia. We find our protagonist at the inn. He has spent all of his money, and is begging the innkeepers wife to allow him to charge one more meal to his account. She offers him a variety of dreadful things (including cabbage pie and 'something brown made of cabbage' ) from which he chooses a bowl of soup. Only the bowl of cabbage soup (with chicken feathers) is eaten on stage, but the rest of the menu is pulled out for display.
The soup was a bowl of chicken broth containing a preset feather, but the cabbage pie and something brown were up to me.
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| Mmmmm. Delicious. Who wouldn't want to eat that? |
As you can see from the photo, the pie is sewn together. I still have not found an adhesive that works with hot pour vinyl, especially when it is in such small pieces The stitches were not apparent onstage, and allowed the towering pie slice a bit of wiggle.
The 'something brown' was made with hot pour vinyl also, but I wanted it to have a different base. Under this pile of vinyl sauerkraut and sauce, there are several patties made from baked salt dough and spray painted with Glossy Wood Tone. The result is a delightful "ewww" from most people who see it. The hot pour vinyl really gives it the oily sheen that terribly greasy food needs, and the different tones and textures seem to remind people of the worst casserole of their lives. Mission accomplished!
I have to admit, there wasn't a research image for this one. This TV dinner came mostly from the memories of the rare evening when my brother and I were allowed to have microwavable TV dinners. Black plastic compartments separated our chicken nuggets from our crinkle fries, and a thin layer of plastic covered the greatest of the treasure, a sticky 'chocolate' brownie that baked in the microwave. What luxury technology had brought to our lives!